may 3

national let someone do what they wanna do to you day

boy 1: let me slap it
girl: fine only because its may 3

by darkhumorr May 2, 2024

May 3

National fuck your sister’s best friend day.

Oh it’s May 3? I should ask my sister’s friend to come over tn.

by Funnykitkat May 2, 2024

May 5th

Can I be your Geometry Day

On the fateful day of May 5th, a friend had boldly messaged another friend, starting with the message of

1: “hey, what r u doing?”

2: “i’m doing homework, the one for geometry”

1: “can i be your geometry?”

by yukikzas May 3, 2024

May 3

Send your significant other a titty pick

“Hey babe it’s may 3”

Oh right I almost forgot
send picture

by nxjsu May 3, 2024

May 3rd

Internationella flickvän med stor näsa dagen.
Firas genom att köpa spins till sin flickvän på coinmaster annars är man dum pojkvän

- Hej det är may 3rd
-Jaha då måste jag köpa spins till min flickvän med stor näsa
-ja
-bra
-hejdå ha det så roligt

-okej

by coinmaster May 3, 2024

May 3rd

Man ska köpa spins till mig då

-hej det är may 3rd
-här får du spins
-tack söta fina

by coinmaster May 3, 2024

Eric Mays

Probably the most legendary councilman to walk the face of this earth.

He is still a TikTok sensation even posthumously. Were it not for him, the entire flint water crisis would've been swept under the rug.

He wasn't afraid to stand his ground and tell the truth, held true to defending his constituents, A solid American hero with backbone. He didn't take shit from anyone and was known to point out corruption.

This man carried an energy hardly anyone could match.

RIP Councilman Mays, you are dearly missed, sir.

Kate Fields: "Do I have the floor, do I??"

Eric Mays: *in mocking tone of voice* "NYES YOU DOOO!!!!"

Kate Fields: "thank you very much"
Eric Mays: "What a fool!"

by OhBobSaget!!_1994 May 3, 2024