eat my head

When someone annoyingly talk way too much they eat my head. Nagging or just won’t stop talking about bullshit no one cares about.

*Homie be talking all day about some random ass chick he met in Liverpool*
Me: Bro shout the hell up you’re eating my head dude.
Homie: sorry mate my bad you’re right I didn’t notice.

POV your wife is an American woman born after 1990:
You: Fuck my wife eat my head all day long bro.
Bro: What can you do bro, you married an American girl that was born after 1990, that’s how it is mate.

by H00P0E September 23, 2022

pussy eating

it's what you think it is dumbass

i was doing some pussy eating in a burger king bathroom

by your nutsack February 23, 2022

National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!

Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"

by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023

Bacon-Eating Pig

A bacon-eating pig is someone that eats disgusting or old things that are normally considered unacceptable by society.

Did you see Gillian eat that day old cheese bagel she left in her hot car all day? What a bacon-eating pig!

by king julian’s toes March 8, 2024

.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.

.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.

.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

Good eats

Good eats is basically saying you’ll put her on a platter and spread her shit

Random: yo you see that bad bitch( 21+) over there?
Random 2: yeah she’s good eats
Random: I’d put the yum yum sauce on her

by jacobdroppemoff January 27, 2024

mush-eating

When you eat something out of someone’s mouth while kissing them

Eating the remains of a pink waffer out of ones mouth, mush-eating

by Ambs hayat March 7, 2019