Butter

The most amazing, caring, spontaneous, marvelous, pretty, funny, annoying, generous, forgiving, energetic, trustworthy, stupid, and like able person you’ll ever meet

I love you butter <3

by Gvbbiis August 3, 2021

butter my tulip

when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.

Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.

by MonsieurMosaic April 24, 2016

Cuck butter

Hiring a male dairy farmer to have sex with you wife. Then using his semen to make butter.

Susan:Requis and I had a lovely lunch with my husband. We had fresh cuck butter right from the churn.

Stacy: what the fuck is wrong with you?

by Imsobisexualitsweirs February 11, 2018

dutty butter

Dutty Butter is where a plumber takes his wel greased length and incorrectly attempts a docking this leaves a sticky mess or a 'dutty butter' over all parties involved

Lewis slipped at the last moment whilst docking Paul and covered him in dutty butter

by Thelabourer November 17, 2013

Virginia Peanut Butter

A sub-class of Truffle Butter with a significantly higher fluid ratio from the stink than the pink.

I’m never taking a girl out to Taco Bell again, my dick was dripping in Virginia Peanut Butter!

by mrvirginpeantubutter September 17, 2021

Butter

It's a word used to describe your family member (brother)

I went yesterday with my butter to buy ice cream .

by BlueSeaBomb April 7, 2019

Butter Nuts

When the male testicles tighten from becoming warmer than 96.6 degrees Fahrenheit and raise up toward the body.

He had frozen butter nuts after he came inside after playing in the snow.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016