Ah Sugar Tits!

A phrase used in a time of distress or discomfort. An alternative to "ah shit!" or "Ah fuck!". ONLY to be used in times of distress or discomfort otherwise the phrase loses it's meaning.

Example:
Teacher: I want a three page essay on (Insert book title here) tomorrow.
Student 1: Wait don't we have that science project due tomorrow? I haven't even started it man.
Student 2: Yeah we also got that math test.
Student 1: Ah Sugar Tits!

by CaptainTophat March 21, 2012

wash your tits

to express to someone that they should clean their dirty breasts

Oi JK, go wash your tits, you chuj.

by DrBoyo March 5, 2008

dirty bag of tits

well, ya see.. you have a bag. a dirty bag that is. and to make that bag dirty, you shit in it. then with your bag full of shit, you put the shit on the girls chest & moterboat it. good luck, have fun, & be safe.

dude! i totally popped a boner when i was givin that girl a dirty bag of tits!

by sarasavvietrisha December 3, 2007

tallywacking tits

a term used when a guy tries to have mental sex with you over the internet. cybering

That prick just tried to have tallywacking tits with me!

by Andre Cage May 17, 2008

Ven Diagram Tits

When a female's breasts are so big and perky, that they sometimes might appear as if they are going to overlap at any given second, resulting in having a ven-diagram sort of look to them.

think of anyone you know that has great breasts. if they are extreamly perky then they probobly have what you could call ven diagram tits
(Pamela Anderson)

by erik hudson April 28, 2008

Sock Drawer tits

breast that hang in an undesirable manner

Dude did you see how her boobs hang.
Yea she has sock drawer tits.

by laddr44 February 7, 2010

fat tit mitchell

fat tit mitchell is when boys or men have
very large breat tissue which apears to look
girl tits but its not its males tits known as
fat tits or moobs

orgininated from man boobs or man boobies

kristy: Woah you have the most succulent breats i have
ever sqeezed.
ashley: i must say i love your fat tits

justin: woah fat tit mitchell you tits are bigger than my moms!
mitchell: shut up i dont have tits
justin: yes you do i just felt them

by christina-kristy February 17, 2008