road cheese

What's left in your pants after spending 3 days in a car with no shower.

Wow! The back seat of the car smells like road cheese.

by kpac August 22, 2012

apple cheese

the yellow excriment that flows from the butt-hole while you place your head into a vagina

"i got covered in her apple cheese last night"
"babe you gotta clean up my apple cheese"

by snuffluffagus October 4, 2008

Cheesed to meet you

A meme greeting originating from 4chan
The appropriate response is "Mating press"

Bae: Ch-Cheesed to meet you.
Judge: Mating press

by blahtothethird July 13, 2022

cheese wiz factory

A woman who doesn't take the time to wash, because she's out causing drama.

I lost sleep because that (cheese wiz factory) was at it again. turned another friend against me with her lie's.

by Cruel Canadian February 1, 2016

swiss cheese

word meaning bad sex

I had some stinky swiss cheese last night.

by jenni1790 December 2, 2007

john cheese meluch

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.

Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.

by John Cheese Meluch April 3, 2019

I smell cheese

Can be said when you sense a cheesy and predictable conversation, scene, or event that is about to happen.

Or can be said when one smells some pressed milk curds.

Girl: I love you.

Guy: I love you too.

Random bystander: I smell cheese..

by MoR.PH December 8, 2011