A: hey who would win 100 men vs 1 gorilla
B: I don’t give a shit, how the fuck did you get in my house?
B: I don’t give a shit, how the fuck did you get in my house?
by Fantastic Epic Man Big Op Yo May 4, 2025

by YoungMoody February 17, 2021

ABSOLUTE HIGHEST BIGGEST LEVEL OF BORDEOM! I DONT GET HOW YOU ARE THIS BORED! ITS WAY TO IMPOSSIBLE TO BE THIS BORED!
Brother: Vivian, Did You Do Your Homework?
*Brother Looks At Vivians Screen*
Vivians screen: `/z=1.x-2,c0m4v9n5b876qlapkwsijeduhefygt
Brother: You Are That Bored!? How About I Drop You Off At Kayla's House After You Finish Your Homework.
*Brother Looks At Vivians Screen*
Vivians screen: `/z=1.x-2,c0m4v9n5b876qlapkwsijeduhefygt
Brother: You Are That Bored!? How About I Drop You Off At Kayla's House After You Finish Your Homework.
by Mooci000 May 4, 2022

by bleepbloopblah December 13, 2023

A fat cock. Critical fat-cock theory strikes again! It is the single greatest theory ever posited! I am a FUCKING GENIUS! And I'm right about why though women are molesting that retarded piece of shit.
Hym "SO! What does he mean when he says 'The #1 revealed trait is "good in bed"?' Let's look at what we know: Women can't be good in bed which means he isn't talking about the revealed preferences of men. So, he must be talking about women. What constitutes good in bed? A fat cock. THEREFORE! I WAS RIGHT! They are just fucking the fat-cocks. All of the dating advice gurus are frauds and liars. It has nothing to do with how you fucking talk to them. Game is imaginary. It's a delusion the fat-cocks have about themselves created entirely to make it seem like they have any level of control over their own success. The money being wasted on these fucking dating coaches would be better spent on prostitutes. I was right. Correct again. I'm always right. How is it possible to be this much better than everyone? It's astonishing."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

When you get so bored that you type all possible letters on your keyboard, but you didnt think about using the option / alt button, did you?
I am so `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? that I could type in qweiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and maybe even mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq
by ISkillAuraKids February 5, 2024

Dumbasses who bet on Female Sporting Games, helps if they’re Blond Haired and Blue Eyed but not the German Kind. They are natural slackers, as they have never done they’re own work before, so they deserve the upmost torment by the Two-To-One Cult.
by LoveCraft257 April 29, 2022
