Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021

Porcupine Butter Churner

The act of penetrating another man's rectum while a porcupine quill is inserted into your urethra.

Man that porcupine butter churner we did really tore me up.

by Porcupine butter February 17, 2024

hudder butter

A small guy that is in love with the most popular girl in the grade.
In the end he ends up getting her but it takes forever for her to realize it.

"He likes Brittney he us such a hudder butter"

by MrsHuntzberger February 22, 2017

butters

ugly as unattractive insult

your well butters

by 123456789wertdfrt November 16, 2023

butter-upper

The act of inserting a stick of butter inside one's rectum by sitting on it.

I can't wait to go home and take a nice butter-upper.

by JuanBonzalez January 19, 2025

Butter

What a plane does when Swiss001 lands it

Swiss001 buttered on the runway

by hahahhahahahhaa May 13, 2022

Dish Butter

Volleyball slang for making the perfect set.

Herm: I'm feeling good!
Matt: Why?
Herm: My peeps came down to show me support me while I Dish Butter!

by SoilentGreen February 22, 2018