National suck a dick day

National suck a dick day falls on June 25th.
On this day anyone can suck your dick and you can suck anyone’s dicks. No questions asked.

Note: sucking a dick on national suck a dick day does not make you gay.

Person 1: hi, can I suck your dick?
Person 2: ew no go away.
Person 1: it’s national suck a dick day, it’s illegal to deny my request

Person 2: oh okay.

by This is Patrick June 25, 2019

suck my dick

when I person wants to lose there hair they ask there bf to eat it

person 1 daddyyyyy suck my dickkkkkk

person 2 okay * eats* dick off while eating hair
person 1 ahhh~

person 2 maybe we can do something else next time

by gaymonkeythe2nd December 18, 2021

Suck my ass

When loose hoes step on toes & gots to goes .. not to be confused with suck my dick or eat my ass (male audience) - it is higher power

*girl looks at me; end of shift*
“Suck my ass, you dumb bitch”

by JeanQueen333 August 20, 2022

Cock-sucking appendage

Also known as throat, including the vocal chords of the person you're referring to

"Karen, for just one second, shut your cock-sucking appendage: I can't hear myself think!"

by Francecco May 15, 2019

Suck it

What Marianna does on the weekend

Marianna told me to suck it and I got confused because I thought that's what she does on the weekend

by Asdfspp July 31, 2021

Sucks tits

When something suck tremendously enough to the point where you need to tarnish gods gift to man

"Dude this exam is going to Sucks tits"

by Wely wabo April 8, 2024

this game sucks

A statement made by a gamer when his opponent uses game mechanics against him, leading to infuriating results. The gamer gets salty regardless of whether he wins or loses the game. He wants the game developers to make changes to the game mechanics to prevent such circumstances from repeatedly occurring.

"Chat, all he did was low forward drive rush and fireball drive rush. This game sucks!"
"I knew the drive rush was coming and I still get hit. This game sucks!"
"This game sucks. Marvel is the best fighting game ever created."

by MostHonestGamer March 21, 2024