May 30

Taylor Swift independence day!

Taylor Swift purchased all her master recordings and announced she has the rights to all of her music, photos, videos literally everything on May 30, 2025.

by girlidk May 30, 2025

may jones

A strange person that is always nagging on and on

Person 1: “ is that may jones over there? “
Person 2: “ oh god yeah, run! “

by Turtle man 4 February 15, 2023

May 7

May 7th is the national send underwear pic day

Person A: Hey it's the may 7th here is my underwear pic for my love

by Checkitout2024 May 6, 2024

May 6th

May 6th is the day where your boyfriend can touch your titties and ass at any time but your girlfriend can touch your dick and abs at anytime

Boyfriend: yo its may 6th
Girlfriend: *grabs his ass*
Boyfriend: *touches her chest*

by Notyourstepdad May 5, 2022

May 17

National boyfriend show their pp day

All boyfriends do this!!

GF“Hey today is may 17😉”
BF” oh yeah “*unzip*

by Kawaiitootrappy May 15, 2025

May 22nd

May 22nd is slap specifically. a woman with glasses who was born on december 18th that is named Corrie

Me: hey Corrie, whens your birthday?
C: december 18th... why?
Me: *checks calendar* oh its May 22nd...

C: NONONONO WAIT FU- *gets slapped in the face* heck you.
Me: The day is saved!

by EddieBready December 31, 2021

May 4th

National send a booty pic day.

Guy:Hey it’s may 4th u know what that means

Girl:o no ok, I will send u one now

by May 4 th May 4, 2022