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First Baby Daddy Syndrome

also known as FBDS, the guy you screwed around with and had a baby with for the first time, mostly affects young girls from ages 14-19 years old who have kids extremely young and before marriage.
Lindsay: I really might get back with my ex
Bobby: why he's a total douche to you and doesnt even care about lil jonny
Lindsay: because he's my first baby daddy!
Bobby: ah! fuck girl you've got a case of First Baby Daddy Syndrome!
by sexymilfmomma May 8, 2012
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The monthly payment to parents with children under 18.
Got my baby daddy Biden money today! Let’s get hammered!”
by jager666999 August 13, 2021
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God i love my big g pimp daddy!

thank the big g sky pimp daddy!
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daddys gotta go to work

ur papi is gunna smesh 2 night.
Jimmy: dad can i play roblox with you?

Dad: no son, sorry but daddys gotta go to work.(hehxd)
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Jealous Of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts

A post on a Daddy's Facebook wall that might appear innocent but it's wording portrays a troubled person with insecurities and deep-seeded jealously against the new woman in daddy's life.

The posting is meant to hurt daddy's girlfriend and cause trouble in the relationship. Usually the post will imply that daddy is still in love with her mother and that there is something going on behind the girlfriend's back.

It is a mean and passive aggressive and is a sign of someone who needs to get a life and possibly therapy and let her daddy live his own life.
Jealous of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts:

"Omg I can stop cracking up listening too my parents talk on voxer there too funny. Oh Kip & Fondi what a love story."

***Kip and Fondi (or LaFonda) being "pet names" used during her parents' short, miserable marriage.***
by NotYourMama October 22, 2012
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turnt daddy stanky leg

Old man Chris, he's a turnt daddy stanky leg!
by Bfsarah November 9, 2017
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