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Wet Maraca

When you jizz in another’s mouth and then they shake like they’re having a seizure
thought I almost had to take her to the doctors after I gave her a wet maraca.
by SantaaClaus August 4, 2024
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Wet Taki

When your significant other eats an entire bag of Takis, then proceeds to give you a handjob and a blowjob. The sensation of the Taki powder burns your genitalia with pleasure and gives the receiver a euphoric sensation.
Guy #1: Hey, how'd it go with Jennifer last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was incredible. She gave me a Wet Taki
Guy #1: No way! That's insane!
by Jordan Daniels May 6, 2022
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Wet Personality

A personality that is highly unstable and unattractive.
My dude's got a wet personality; he said that dogs are basically cats, I disagreed, and then he ran away crying!
by Boar1 May 12, 2024
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Wet Fish Finder

When two women scissor together and squirt in each others vaginal canal and it's very wet and also fishy.
by Wet Fish Sandwitch June 3, 2014
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Wet Rock

An excuse used when a friend pressures you to date someone but you aren’t sure if you like them/can’t trust that friend/ or aren’t interested in them and need a generic excuse.
“Listen man, I think she’s comparable to a wet rock. Stop telling me to ask her out.”
by SBIV February 10, 2022
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Wet Bathroom

In underground French culture, a public restroom where people can pay a nominal fee to be urinated on by a stranger.
I paid ten euros at Jason’s bar to use the wet bathroom and no one even pissed on me. Last time I go there.
by Lenny Dykstra August 6, 2025
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