fuck flower

someone who tells jokes that always needs explaining and even then aren't all that funny

Suzie quit being such a fuck flower

by fish cake ninja October 29, 2005

silly fuck

A very silly person or a normally serious person who for some strange reason is acting out of character via goofy remarks , comments, or actions.

Hey you silly fuck, stop eating all those paint chips!

Peanutbutter & motor oil does not make for a good sandwich, you silly fuck!

Listen, you silly fuck...if you think that grandma's tits are sexy then you should see her ass!

by philbad August 28, 2005

butt fucked

sex in the butt hole

That bitch just got <underline>butt fucked</underline> hard.

by swiftcreek2007 November 22, 2009

Fuck knuckle

An idiot, a dumb person.

Wow jones was a fuck knuckle to jump off that roof!

by Hayden The Sexy April 14, 2006

Baywatch Fuck

During sex one must act the whole time like they are in an episode of Baywatch. Things to do in order to be effective at this include -

* Running in slow-mo to the bed
* Actually fucking in slow mo
* Stopping midsex for a muscle posedown with a mirror
* Demanding to be refered to as "The Hoff" during sex
* Oiling oneself before and after sex, and if possible during.
* Sticking your dick far up her ass, claiming you are probing for any nuclear devices if she complains.
* Come on her face, say its good sunblock and then highlight the dangers of skin cancer

Had a baywatch fuck last nite, i just wanted to piss your mum off.

by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006

fucking moron

One who fails to realize the difference between an intelligent argument and a string of profanities.

On the Newgrounds forums, the user 70TA is a fucking moron

by Chaoslight November 8, 2003

fucking by the book

Having sex by doing it by the book: the way porn stars everywhere seem to have a generic routine to fuck each other nowadays.

First: boob tease
2nd: Blow Job
3rd: Girl Strips
4th: Eating out the girl
5: Hardcore Sex
6th: Spanking
7th: Jizzing in her face as you beat off

Girl: So how do you wanna do this baby?
Boy: Let's start fucking by the book from now on.
Girl: What book? The Kama Sutra?
Boy: No, the way they keep doing it in my porn.
Girl: WTF??? wait. ok...

by Rahul55 August 17, 2008