youre mom gay, lol

Your maternal parental guardian is in fact a homosexual. There is no acceptable rebuttal that will not make one seem to be immensely offended except for the response "no u" which is the ultimate rebuttal. Upon having one's mother be called homosexual, Mexican youth will become extremely offended and claim that they will in fact end your life. To which the statement without exceptions ends with the verb, lol, denoting audible laughter.

"I would believe you if not for the fact that youre mom gay, lol."
youre mom gay, lol
In conversation:

Tim: "Ha ha I love my mother."
John: "youre mom gay, lol"
Tim: "no u"
John immediately dies of massive heart attack

by The_nut_job May 6, 2018

Peace to your mom's crease!

1. See you later and I'm thinking of your mother's vagina.

2. Peace out, I want to fuck your mom by the way.

Douche 1: "Alright, I gotta go."

Douche 2: "Peace to your mom's crease!"

by The Grave Eater April 23, 2010

National Greta's mom day

A day to celebrate Greta's hot ass mom.

Soph: get off me hoe!

Greta's mom: No! It's national Greta's mom day

by fwefwfqwrgwegqwef November 5, 2022

my mom gay lol

It's a horrible way to do suicide. Ur mom gay lol is the worst insult you can ever say. Because you say my mom gay lol it goes against you instead which will give you a lot of pain.

Suicider: I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.
Virgin: No don't do it im a virgin.
Suicider: My mom gay lol *dies*

by Goatmomz March 12, 2018

me when ur mom

an expression used to compare what just happened to the action of violent ejaculation, which occurs when beholding your mother.

albert: haha look at the coke and mentos explosion!
chadwick: yes, it looks a lot like me when ur mom

by W.E.M. February 15, 2022

Welp, how's your mom?

The only thing you can possibly say to your ex after he finds a comment that you wrote about him in a public group.

Fiona: my partner is squishy, and I like it so much more than my muscular ex husband
Paul: I hate myself and you are making it worse

Fiona: Welp, How's your mom?

by FionaBook April 24, 2021

your mom deez nuts

One of the top powerful insults that can beat the insult 'your mom'. I think.

John : I enjoyed my trip to the mountains
Ronin : I enjoyed my trip to your mom
John : I enjoyed my trip to your mom deez nuts

John was never seen again

by Coughee November 23, 2021