shit head

when someone is really stupid.

"hey shit head whats going on?"
"durr..my shirt!"

by kathleen May 13, 2005

shitting the couch

When someone does something to ruin or lessen the fun of a night out.

"Man, Adam is really shitting the couch because he brought his girlfriend along tonight."

by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010

Shit Sticker

Someone who hangs around you for too long and never goes away.

Quit hanging around me and go home, your such a shit sticker.

by jamboots July 29, 2009

cut that shit

Commonly used to tell someone to stop doing something that for whatever reason, is obnoxious, to us, the rest of the viewing public.

I can't believe you did that to your car man, you need to cut that shit. (as he looks at his buddies annoyingly loud and crass "fart muffler")

by BBRX8 October 31, 2009

morgan shit

the violent, explosive diarrhea experienced the next morning after a night of drinking captain morgan
oftentimes "morgan shits" will also be accompanied by significant weight loss

Oh god, that "morgan shit" was so bad I ran out of tp in the bathroom and had to start using Kleenex!

by rainingjupiter June 25, 2010

Shit Rocked

To be inebriated beyond consciousness.

I got shit rocked at Jon's.

That dude is shit rocked for sure!

by Adam Jigga July 30, 2008

shit luck

pretty damn horrible luck

dude one: hey man someone stole my car!
dude two: man, that's shit luck.

by eliphalet December 29, 2007