Simp

A guy who puts the hoes before the bros.
A man like José with the punini.
Probably a very gay male who gets friendzoned and turns out to be really gay at 40.
Ex: Call the mandem. This man José is a big simp.
by Macho Alfa May 19, 2020
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Simp

A man who puts the hoes before the bros.
Most probably a very gay male.
Man like José with the punini.
Ex: Call the mandem. José is the biggest simp of all time
by Macho Alfa May 19, 2020
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christian is gonna get ghosted than dumped cus laila doesn’t actually like him cus he’s a simp
by lil dike February 29, 2020
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A person named Azzy, who is ready to do anything for some pussy.
by clurtyx July 16, 2020
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Simp is a word for a male who abandons his duties and character as a man. He will leave his friends in order to impress a girl he can't get. A simp is someone who acts like someone he is not in front of a female.
Carl: Aye bro you know Tanav?
Carlos: Yuh bruh he's such a simp.
Carl: You are totally right bro.
by vihaan_013 April 25, 2020
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A male attempting to woo a female by being overly nice and attending to their every need.
A man binges Disney with a girl he is obsessed with.

A man gets off of his Minecraft game to pick up a call from a special someone.

A man attempts to flirt with a girl over their work email.

These men are simps.
by Flawful April 12, 2020
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the person reviewing this right now is a simp if you are able to see this, as it means they have intentionally made me their ruler by allowing this clearly false definition to get through the system......
you are a simp if you like e girls and muddy puddles
by Zommy5re July 01, 2020
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