Mexican Stitch Up

Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".

Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"

by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019

Mexicanism

Religious Mexicans

I hate mexicanism

by MonkeyMan12345 May 8, 2022

Mexican Laundry Day

When you go swimming fully clothed.

Lupe, put on ju dirty clothes hija, we are going to la playa to have a Mexican laundry day.

by skellgod August 16, 2020

Mexican rain chain

Where two guys or gals stand on a chair and get peed on by ten Mexican dudes

My girl was in a Mexican rain chain

by An August 14, 2025

Mexican Burqa

1. A prank consisting of farting heavily into a pair of compression shorts and promptly covering another person's head and face with it, thereby forcing them to inhale and smell the disgusting fart air trapped inside. It is commonly used on females after a particularly upsetting one-night-stand, but its use is not limited to any specific situation.

This act is named the "Mexican Burqa" because the covering of one's face is similar to the wearing of a burqa for women in Muslim culture, with the word "mexican" describing the addition of smelly ass ripping into the tightly bound "burqa" represented by the compression shorts.

Steve: I can't believe you hooked up with that girl last night, she was so gross!

Dave: I know, I was so drunk I didn't even realize it.

Steve: Did you at least let her know you didn't like it?

Dave: Yeah dude, I gave her a serious Mexican Burqa before I left.

Steve: Nice.

by GaysAgainstFags November 13, 2012

mexican dogturd

When you drip Sriracha on a freshly cooked kielbasa, and insert it into your lovers anal cavity, which is followed by a penis.

I gave my girlfriend the Mexican dogturd last night, she'll be shitting her brains out for weeks.

by Mtd November 15, 2016

mexican party melt

Where two guys sandwich a girl, one in front and the other from behind and they both ejaculate creating a melt sensation. The guy at the front must then use his penis and cum to draw a Mexican moustache on the girls face.

We just had a Mexican party melt and it was totally hot!

by Quentindes May 1, 2015