Mexican Hotpocket

When needing to start a fire, getting a chihuahua to consume gas (drink or buttchug) then igniting the dog surrounded with tinder.

person one: "Man we should have a fire"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"

by JakkieChan69 May 18, 2020

Mexican door knober

Fuck a girl during oral sex then lob her at a door and try to get her clunge to land over the door handle.

Ross: Dana that was the best god damn blow job ever!

Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.

*Ross lobs Dana at a door*

Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!

Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!

by Danafucker2024782 June 24, 2011

HU with a Mexican person day

October 30 is the day to HU with a Mexican person, you don’t have to tell them about this just kiss them.

-oh look Juan is there
-Yeah Ik he is so cute

-do u think he is cute then go HU with him is HU with a Mexican person day
-brb

by C mamo October 29, 2019

Mexican pork roast

When a border patrol officer is burned alive over drugs

Did you hear about the cop being burned in Mexico it must have been a Mexican pork roast

by Theholeycrap November 25, 2015

Mexican Dogshit

A joint or a blunt that contains dogshit rolled into it.

Stoner 1: Wanna roll one?
Stoner 2: Hell yeah! I wanna try that Mexican dogshit!
Stoner 1: You're retarded as hell, bruh...

by SleepDeprivedAndStupid June 10, 2024

Mexican flywheel

The Mexican Fly wheel is a dangerous sex position where a male Mexican suspends himself from a calling fan and flys around the room while the woman jumps on top backwards. This now becomes a flywheel as they are flying around the room

Hey do you want to try the Mexican Flywheel tonight ? I am feeling dangerous.

by WhiteMagic09 February 1, 2025

Mexican

A guy named usually named alex that signed up for the Puddle Pirates but hides it by saying he joined the Army

Hey do you know that Mexican?

Yeah that’s my friend Alex!

He’s a liar!

by BubbaTheBungue March 2, 2024