kissed me in australia

A girl was eaten out. Australia=down under, kisses down under, associated with oral sex on a female. Can easily changr tense, "kisses in australia", "kissed in australia", ect.

"Yeah, he kissed me in australia last night!"
"WHAT? you went to australia?"
"Wh- no, I mean, down under, he, kissed me down under..."
"Oooo..."
"You are such an idiot."

by ilikenapsandyou November 17, 2013

bacon is good for me

when bacon helps some little fat dude live on some tv program or something, like i dunno, why are you even searching this just go watch it on youtube you idiot, you will defiantly find it there.

Black woman: bacon.... yea we definatly gonna throw that away
Father: *chuckles*
Little fat kid: NO! let me tell ya summing, bacon is good for me. i hayve hayd enough. *packs bags and gets a cab to nowhere*

by BanterMcLadd April 22, 2015

need me one

(its a term I found this term on omegle.com). By the context I understood it to mean : I need one (for) myself / for me

boy a) do you have a gf?

boy b) nah man, I need me one as well

by Sexydimma November 27, 2016

Dick me in the face

When you are overcum with emotion and don't know how to express yourself

Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"

Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"

*Trump wins election*

Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE

by Rice master December 8, 2016

fap me sideways

To be fapped (masturbation) sideways(in a line like this | )

"well fap me sideways and call me daffyd thomas"

by Dankyhughes November 19, 2015

Got me dirty

When a dirty low class girl pretends to be a classy woman to get into a relationship with a man that is too good for her.

I thought she was the one but it turns out that bitch got me dirty.

by N8thaFkNgr8 December 3, 2018

Roll Me A Durry

1. Drop Kick

2. Wears Pants on the ground

3. Those teenagers you see honing down your street.
4. Shouts out "FTP" on police ten 7
5. Snap chats police pulling them over saying " Rolled in the coon"
6. Has a durry outside Winz
7. Uses benefit for rollies.
8. Leave durry stains on the merdian mall loading dock.
9. They swear, are often unemployed and spend their dole on beer and rollies.

10. Has a durry in the octagon

11. Hangs out at John Wilson Drive.
12. Call John Wilson Drive "JDUB"
13. Often drives old piece of shit Holdens and Fords.

14. Spends all Saturday night going crusing.
15. Calls cars a "Whip"
16. Calls baggies "Dingaz"
17. Under 20's that have more than 2 kids to mutiple dads.
18. Says "Sup Bowl"
19. Thinks their 1995 Holden is collectable.

Evan is such a roll me a durry!

Oww bowl roll me a durry.

Man look at the group of RMDs

by RMD4LYFE February 24, 2019