pow right in the kisser 

A euphamism for wifebeating from "Honeymooners".

One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon!

pow right in the kisser by Doug March 12, 2004

Machine Gun Kisses 

A series of quickly delivered kisses due to time constraints.

I was in a hurry, so he gave me machine gun kisses before I jumped out of the car.

Machine Gun Kisses by sharky79 February 19, 2010

Kissies 

Cute kisses, Kissies! Especially wanted when cuddling.

Aww babeee i want kissies!

Kissies by kissies4beeb June 10, 2011

kissphyxiate 

(v): To be kissed so much that breathing ceases; typically due to someone seeing you for the first time in a long time and pouncing and kissing you all over. See kiss or kissphyxiation.

Jill: ...and then Jack pounced on me and kissed me till I couldn't breathe.

Miss Muffet: Awww...kissphyxiate.

kissphyxiate by Mistress V of Doyleshire June 18, 2006

Kissing the Big Lips 

Slang term for cunnilingus , esp. when performed from behind with woman in doggy style position.

I got tired of making out with my boyfriend, so I told him it was time for Kissing the Big Lips!

Kissing the Big Lips by LipsKisser February 3, 2018

Kissafits

Kissafits: like friends with benefits but the only benefit is that you get to kiss them platonically whether it be on the lips or cheek, forehead, nose, etc. as long as the relationship is strictly platonic.

Jocelyn: “I really want to be kissafits with Christina.”
Christina: “absolutely not”

Kissafits by Sushigore January 24, 2021

Underwear Kisses 

A Navy buddy of mine, Don Armstrong (RIP buddy) had terrible hemorrhoids-- they would bleed and make perfect doll-sized kiss marks inside his underwear.

Don's Wife: "Don! You sick fuck! Did you pay a midget to wear lipstick and kiss your goddamn underwear?"
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."

Underwear Kisses by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker August 3, 2018