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Bean

Thinks they’re big but they’re teeny and too adorable to be threatening. They now believe that pigs can fly after witnessing it firsthand.

Bean fights for the people they love and they are also going to dig up my dead bird
by Vespers mum October 12, 2025
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porta-beans

A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”
That bitch pin is stuck stuck, better grab the porta-beans.
by Chopchoo May 28, 2024
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Beans

“Hey bro did you get it done last night?”
“Yeah for sure, I gave her the beans.”
by Jepsteins Island March 24, 2022
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frozen beans

When you think you are constipated, but are actually having diarrhea.
"My but was sore from the frozen beans"
by 💩POOP💩 February 28, 2015
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baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.
baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?
by Olly Hall October 15, 2008
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bean dip

"bean dip" a quote from the purcy Jackson musical
"bean dip" says bob the stinky step father
by material gworllllll February 6, 2022
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Bean

The deeper and more intense term for forehead
You have a big bean
by big_beans March 5, 2021
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