When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.
Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!
Person 2: That sucks!
by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022
by marykate69 December 18, 2022
The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.
by shrekslodge March 20, 2020
by momothemaster99 March 7, 2024
A wet snap is a snap I that is not a dry snap. One that has feelings and/or emotions conveyed through the snap.
by Sourplumyes October 13, 2022
to remove a condom then put it back on and use it; sometimes even inbtween partners,; it is called a "wet porkchop" because the condom is filled with male fluids making his porkchop (penis) wet before intercourse.
by oliver klosoff December 27, 2011