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James

The sexiest most scrumptious man alive. James is the most beautiful soul you’ll come across. He is so kind and sweet and just overall perfect. When you meet him, you’ll instantly fall in love and never want to leave him. He will love you and cherish and you treat you like the most special girl on earth. If you meet a James, you will be happier than you could ever known to be possible. James has gorgeous blue eyes that make you never want to look away. And he has the softest hair on earth. Also, he smells delicious. Like you’ll never get enough of how good he smells. Also being in his arms will be the best thing on earth. He’ll make you feel so safe and loved.
Mary: So hat are you and James doing?
Nylah: we’re amazing! I just love James so much. He makes me so happy.
by amazinggquee 1313 September 5, 2023
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Gummy James

a funny, gummy-bear shaped man who likes drinking mountain doo and organizing carts for Albertsons. Also known for his incredible gummy gif, and iconic Gummy James album.
Gummy James: Oh I'm a Gummy James, yes I'm a Gummy James. Oh I'm a gummy, tummy, jummy, funny-looking Gummy James.
by amagoink0 November 14, 2025
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james bryan

Handsome mechanic but sean kannery is more handsome from head to feet.
James bryan is broken hearted from alfie.
by Aegon doggo03 December 30, 2023
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James Neal's Disease

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals
He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease
by WomanLover69 November 18, 2018
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James Chung

The most handsome asian boy you've
Seen in your life. He gets all the fuckin hotties.
Girl 1: I just texted Jun!!

Girl 2: But i just texted James Chung.

Girl 1: Your so fucking lucky!!!
by Henry018 March 29, 2017
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James Alker

A ginger haired person who likes to punch other people
Someone: He just punched someone
Me: He is such a James Alker
by Gabe Itch in my ass June 14, 2022
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James

Hes the hottest person ever. Everyone in BANGKOK PATANA wants to be james. Ishaan slayyy
habibi i wanna be james so badd
by jahamas September 14, 2022
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