life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.
On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash
by Dem guy January 29, 2019
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The Valley Between Two Hills

the valley between two hills is a name for either the cleavage or the gap between the pair of boobs or tits on a woman.
My good sir, have you taken a gander how deep the valley between two hills is on that lovely maiden by the bay.
by theBROOKESEY June 25, 2016
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two-cent piece

(Noun)- Referring to fecal matter in the act of waste disposal; also known as dropping the kids off at the pool.
"I gotta go drop a two-cent piece." "Damn, that grub's got two-cent pieces rollin' down my leg"
by Wing Master Ding January 11, 2007
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This was the order by the antagonist Big Smoke in the game GTA: San Andreas. This only appears during the Mission "Drive-Thru".
CJ: I'll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: I'll take a number 9 just like his.
Sweet: I'll get a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
by BlepgTheAcuraNSXGuy2018 December 16, 2022
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A person who is attracted to the F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines
I am a F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines sexual
by Fighter jet enthusiast November 29, 2024
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sink two ball

When a guy inserts his balls (testicles) into a girls anal cavity.
Miller: Martha, I would love to drop my balls into a tight place.

Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.
by stinkbloom November 05, 2011
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two finga stinga

Getting 2 fingers rudely shoved up your ass while getting blown.
I was getting an awesome BJ when she hit me with the two finga stinga!
by Meanstreak1170 August 08, 2022
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