Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.

Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"

by Hosted287 November 5, 2020

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grind the coffee beans

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.

Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*

by damb_man July 7, 2018

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Bean Throne

A penis. The bean being the vagina, and the throne being the male genitalia.

"Lemme pop a squat on yo bean throne"

The happy trail led straight to his bean throne.

by pijjypooge April 4, 2013

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Pink jelly bean

This has only 2 meanings: 1: Is another word for having genital herpes Warts / std . Usually means a clitoris is no longer a Fresh berry it has ‘crusted over’ like a jelly bean from having too much unprotected sex. Often used as a mild insult to describe diseased vagina . 2: It can also mean someone who is a so jealous to the point their face turns a flushed pink, meaning really jealous a red faced person usually female who is a hater

She had a pink jelly bean thats why they all left her thats why she gets jealous seeing happy couples

by Berrymuncher September 14, 2020

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