A Reverse Humpty Dumpty is a man whose head is shaped like that of an egg and who also has very little or no hair on their head BUT they are rocking a rather thick beard.
by XxOwOxX July 25, 2022
Get the Reverse Humpty Dumptymug. Jane: Do these earrings make my ass look fat?
Dick: EEW! my GOD! I never noticed before but your ass IS fat and you're ugly. I can't believe I put my dick in you, and i kinda wish you'd die!
Jane:...
Dick: you did pick up on the reverse sarchasm right?
Jane: ;)
xxoo
Dick: EEW! my GOD! I never noticed before but your ass IS fat and you're ugly. I can't believe I put my dick in you, and i kinda wish you'd die!
Jane:...
Dick: you did pick up on the reverse sarchasm right?
Jane: ;)
xxoo
by Rev. Dick Serious March 7, 2009
Get the reverse sarchasmmug. Friend One: "Hey you remember yesterday in VRChat when we were hanging out with that group in the public instance?"
Friend Two: "Yeah what about them?"
Friend One: "Turns out the one that was hitting on you so much is a Reverse Pedo"
Friend Two: "What?? What do you mean?"
Friend One: "They're not actually 18, they lied about their age"
Friend Two: "Jesus fucking Christ dude, definitely blocking them when I get the chance"
Friend Two: "Yeah what about them?"
Friend One: "Turns out the one that was hitting on you so much is a Reverse Pedo"
Friend Two: "What?? What do you mean?"
Friend One: "They're not actually 18, they lied about their age"
Friend Two: "Jesus fucking Christ dude, definitely blocking them when I get the chance"
by Winston Hoskins August 6, 2025
Get the Reverse Pedomug. by John Gunner February 18, 2017
Get the Reverse Diarrheamug. by KRayna June 2, 2024
Get the Reverse Jengamug. Holy shit! The Prodigy wrote a book!? OOOOHHH! He predicted black holes 27 years before we even theorized their existence and 40 years before we found one!? HA! Brilliant! I’d expect no less! I’m totally like that guy! EXCEPT IN REVERSE!!!
*Random banging and clattering*
Iam “What... What are you doing? What’s going on here? Why is the trash-can sitting on top of a pile of garbage?”
Hym *mumbling* “It needs to be reversed... Only I can do it... reverse it...”
Iam “Reverse? Why are all your clothes on backwards? Wait... Is this about that reversibility theory video we watched?”
Hym “Help me flip the fridge upside down.”
Iam “What? No! You know that’s now what he meant...”
Hym “Wait! Increase the temperature of the freezer and then decrease the temperature of the fridge! DOUBLE REVERSE!!!”
Iam 🤦 ♂️ “Just don’t break anything....”
Hym *throws brick* *glass shatters* “I reversed the thing you said!”
Iam 😑
Iam “What... What are you doing? What’s going on here? Why is the trash-can sitting on top of a pile of garbage?”
Hym *mumbling* “It needs to be reversed... Only I can do it... reverse it...”
Iam “Reverse? Why are all your clothes on backwards? Wait... Is this about that reversibility theory video we watched?”
Hym “Help me flip the fridge upside down.”
Iam “What? No! You know that’s now what he meant...”
Hym “Wait! Increase the temperature of the freezer and then decrease the temperature of the fridge! DOUBLE REVERSE!!!”
Iam 🤦 ♂️ “Just don’t break anything....”
Hym *throws brick* *glass shatters* “I reversed the thing you said!”
Iam 😑
by Hym Iam December 1, 2022
Get the Reversibility Theorymug. a character in which is any gender but hates a person to a point to were the reverse yanderen does involitary actions.
by That one otaku! May 8, 2016
Get the reverse yanderenmug.