A stupid school that has the best science teachers but the most perverted English one. Once a girl broke a window while trying to smush a bug, and this one guy got punched in the balls so hard people heard a pop and he went to the ER. Once kids made a teacher cry so bad she left in the middle of class and left the school. At some point a meeting was called for the boys of the school cause the 8th grade boys broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But some kid did when a national math competition so they had a little bit of intelligence.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that go fund me for that kids balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.
Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.
Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
Get the Simmons Middle Schoolmug. This is a popular british challenge that consists of getting two oranges (small ones preferably) and putting colgate toothpaste in the middle of them and then eating them.
Yo bro, I'm gonna do the two oranges and colgate challenge in the middle tommorrow, it's gonna blow up!
What? Nah you're crazy man!
What? Nah you're crazy man!
by ElAlfaElJefe April 29, 2025
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Get the Middle fiddlingmug. A school thot; specifically a middle school thot. Since middle schoolers at my school are wilding, they’ll ride cock like a pony for five bucks, and are desperate for any kind of female/male/ literally every kind of attention. They don’t care. They will always post photos of their puss and say ‘Y’all wanna fuck this slutty little puss of mine’ like girl ur 13💀
Did you hear? That girl, Desiree, she fucked Kevin!
Oh? That dude who should be in 11th but got held back? That guy? Isn’t Desiree in 7th?
Yeah! And she got an abortion too!
Poor girl.
Oh nah don’t worry, she got ran through by all the 8th graders here too at knotts, she knew damn well the gravity of her decision. Not even a school thot, a fucking middle school thot.
Oh? That dude who should be in 11th but got held back? That guy? Isn’t Desiree in 7th?
Yeah! And she got an abortion too!
Poor girl.
Oh nah don’t worry, she got ran through by all the 8th graders here too at knotts, she knew damn well the gravity of her decision. Not even a school thot, a fucking middle school thot.
by Gay pussy eater October 25, 2023
Get the Middle School Thotmug.