Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican finds out Canta Ritos makes a Hard Soda.

I told my friend Ivis about the Canta Ritos Hard Soda and he stated, "I'm about to have a Mexican Wet Dream."

by StaySarcastic April 27, 2023

mexican easter bunny

the act of shitting in a Easter chocolate mold and giving it to someone

im gonna make a mexican easter bunny

by mexican easter bunny February 24, 2024

Mexican Slurry Bed

What happens after you eat too much Mexican food and pass out

\Melania and I snuck out for tacos last night. She lost her bowel control later and we woke up with Mexican Slurry Bed. I think it was because her husband lost the election.

by Stinkalink December 15, 2020

Mexican Thanksgiving

The act of shoving a burrito up your anus proceeded by taking it out and eating.

Me and James are gonna have a Mexican Thanksgiving later tonight if you wanna join.

by 12inWeiner January 20, 2025

Mexican sound off

When two men have a mexican sound off they put a sounding rod down their urethra and stand opposite to each other, they will then start violently jerking off and the first dude to ejaculate out the sounding rod and hit the opponent will win, this is a very intense form of battle

Old amos and old james were having a mexican sound off in the wild west.

by big dick chad123 June 16, 2025

mexican pocket

A cavity on your person that can be used as a purpose on concealing money, drugs or usb pendrive.
Named Mexican as it's the border most synonymous with Smuggling goods.

Ricky "I don't know how much I want to bring this in the festival if I got use my Mexican pocket"
Julian: "yeah I don't know how much any of us want this after it's been in you MP"
Holden: "Let's ask Cohleen she has more pockets and wont taint my high and I will be able to look you all in the eyes after this over"

by Crochet.R.E.A.M April 22, 2018

Mexican Rubix Cube

A group of 8 more more people that arrange themselves as givers and takers. The goal is to finish in less than 5 seconds which is the current world record. Experts often get ready to the point of climax the synchrony into the octagon position for the finishing move.

Did you see that link I sent you?! That Mexican Rubix Cube was a new world record??

by J-Rizzel October 23, 2025