Ear Hole Friend

A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.

Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(

by I Animate June 18, 2021

performance enhancing hole

wakes you up in the morning

the industry prince requires some performance enhancing hole (mommy’s soaked)

by franchise22 May 27, 2023

Hang my holes

2 dicks in a vagina and 2 in the asshole

Hang my holes now

by Rdrrfvgvgvggg February 10, 2017

Cats bum hole

When u roll and the paper goes over the filter and it looks like a (cats) bum hole

Give me your lighter I need to burn off the cats bum hole

by Dig priz June 12, 2018

18 hole flu

A mystery illness that usually occurs on a Friday or a Monday, typically during the spring, summer, and early fall on fair, sunny days. Symptoms include distraction and an urge to call in sick. The only known treatment is to increase use of recreational facilities, such as golf courses, city parks, or beaches.

"This is the second Friday in a row that Bob's called out sick."

"Yeah, and it's 75 and cloudless today. Pretty sure he's got a nasty case of the 18 hole flu."

by mcb1971 September 4, 2013

First Law of Holes

"If you find yourself in a hole, your first course of action should be to stop digging." If you find yourself in a bad situation, stop doing something that is actively making it worse.

Dylan got himself into trouble with the cops. He didn't remember the first law of holes and started fighting with them.

by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

Booty Hole Bandit

A person who wanders the land robbing people of their unstretched anuses

The Booty Hole Bandit broke into my house and stretched my asshole.

by Wide Eg April 7, 2022