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Baby-Train

Having a very high number of children, two children can be very expensive to raise in today's world/economy, but some people have more than 4. This wasn't a big deal in the baby boom post WWII, when we had a population decrease. But in today's economy, and with our overpopulation, it's a really bad move, unless said person is Richie Rich/Daddy Warbucks. Most parents of these baby trains don't exactly look the part of someone who can offer these children a very good quality of life (at least, not THAT many kids..)

The term "Baby Train" refers to the appearance of the parents walking down the street followed in a single-file line up by several kids (or following behind several kids), giving the appearance of a train towing cars. If they're pregnant while having a ton of kids, it is sometimes referred to as the "caboose" for being the last one (in theory) in the line up of "train cars".

It is questionable if these people are ever NOT pregnant, like half the kids were conceived in the delivery room or something. Also theorized that some children are "expendable" in case poor parenting or a freak accident results in the loss of one, they would have a replacement, so to speak.
*sees a parent pushing a double-stroller, with four kids tagging behind, and one in her arms* "Holy baby-train!"
by BJ Blaskowitsch September 30, 2012
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Thought baby

A baby made of thoughts; it is the conclusion to a string of thoughts.
A: "Why are you just staring in to the air?"
B: "I was just having a thought baby"
A: "I see"
by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018
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Baby nazeez

The most DRIPPIEST person in all of the multiverse
Bro omg it’s a baby nazeez🥶🥶
by On_Bronam_Fonam0 September 27, 2020
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Snowbank Baby

A Snowbank baby is what we native American people refer to as a child that is born retarded or with a deformity. When that would happen they would throw said baby out into a snowbank an if they survived the night it was considered good medicine . Or just bad luck for the tribe .
Oh you better respect the spirits or your going to end up having a snowbank baby.
by apachewarrior82 March 18, 2021
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Baby Croc

The Baby Crocs are an army. You should fear them.
The Baby Crocs are a society. They love.
The Baby Crocs are fiends. You should care for them.
by Hootis July 30, 2020
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mushroom baby

A child conceived through the act of intercourse, while engaged in a magical psilocybin adventure.
My gilt and I lost our egos together and did the heroes journey, 9 months later we had a mushroom baby.
by SCUM is my raver name! July 14, 2020
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Baby Bake

To blow marijuana smoke in a babies face to get him/her baked.
I always baby bake before nap time.
by inlineofire August 8, 2014
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