Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is when a person can not see their ass doing a certain task.

Housecat "I can't make it to work this morning, I have anal glaucoma something fierce."

Boss " Never heard of such."

Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"

The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.

Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.

by Woodhippie September 22, 2022

Bolas anales

Spanish word for Anal Beads

I used some bolas anales on Somebody

by Connor, Cal, David, Antwan November 16, 2016

Anal Lamaze

Breathing exercises when participating in anal sex.

Paul said “Dan we need to practice our anal Lamaze this weekend.

by Chia Zappulla December 7, 2019

Anal master

Someone who has dedicated their life to the practice of anal activities and anal worship, using their butthole for good or evil.Ass to the brass

Nikki”With great power comes great Anal Master responsibility”

by Butthole Bobber December 19, 2020

Anal

Buttsex, winning the pooh,

Or having to do or have something a particular way that is almost ocd its like only getting assrammed whenu just wanna hurry up and get it done

He's so anal about where his tools go everything has to be perfect.

I love anal Stick it in my butt and nowhere else

by Asslicked May 6, 2023

Anal fromage

When you have unprotected anal sex with a man after they showered in 3 months

I have such a build up of anal fromage from fucking Kyle last week

by Checkjack November 20, 2023

True Anal

True Anal is a genre of porn when a man has anal sex with a woman and then puts his penis inside another woman’s mouth and repeat until climax

Man: Let’s have sex
Woman 1: Let’s do True Anal
Woman 2: It is great
Man: How does it work
Woman 1: Put your penis inside my poop hole
Woman 2: Then in my mouth
Man: Okay
Woman 1: OH YES! HARDER!
Woman 2: Finally, now let me suck your penis
Goes on a porn site

by Cultistmania June 10, 2023