Monster-May

Monster: Give someone a monster letting them know you are still alive but dead inside

I dont know how to express my emotions cory so happy Monster-May

by Faxxs May 1, 2023

May 1st

Your Girlfriend has to say “Yes” to you for the entire day

May 1st-

Boyfriend: “Will you marry me?”
Girlfriend: “Yes”

by Capital King May 1, 2024

May 31st

May 31st is national send a sexy pic to someone day
Yep, that's rights ladies

Hey....latina...it's may 31st

by It's not kai May 31, 2024

May 16th

Ask your crush out again

may 16th

ask your crush out again

by softstorm May 15, 2022

may the mods bless you

Also known as may the jannies bless you.
By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.

someone: *shills for cuntpitalism*
me: may the mods bless you!

by #LGCC9CCPP September 1, 2021

May 11

The Village’s song “Wishing We Were” drops! Written by two NYU Tisch freshmen about a long distance relationship that didn’t work out.

“Do you know what’s on May 11th”
“Yeah! Wishing We Were by The Village drops, only the best song ever!”

by officiallythevillage April 26, 2024

May 27

Your either popular and really stupid, but your super dumb. Or you’re the main characters best friend or side hoe.

I’m really smart. I’m born on May 27. Duhhh

by Skrt skrtttt October 15, 2020