Once upon a time

Once upon a time someone explained that people who say once upon a time are stupid as saying once upon a time is like saying once on a time and it is impossible to put anything on time saying once upon a time is also a waste of time just like this stupid sentence as you could just say once.

Person 1: Once upon a time...
Person 2: SHUDDUP

by weirdity February 2, 2021

Reclaim Your Time

A phrase used to make people feel happy when the Zoom meeting ends early. It was created by a student from Western Mass and has since spread rapidly.

*Zoom meeting is wrapping up 10 minutes early*
Alright team, let's reclaim your time of 10 minutes

by thesoznerd March 3, 2021

Ahead of its time

A term popularized by singer/songwriter Christina Aguilera.

“That record, you know, it was definitely ahead of its time. And uh it wasn’t your straight typical like pop record.”

“I can proudly say Bionic was ahead of its time, to be honest. It wasn’t so commercialized. You had to really be a music lover, be a true fan of music and the love of being open to really appreciate that record. It’s just a special piece in my body of work that will forever live on. The older the record gets the more people will come to appreciate it actually and check it out.”

“Many times imitated, not duplicated; can't be replaced
Na-na-now, lemme spell it out, everybody can shout my name;
X-X-X-T-T-T-I-I-I-N-N-N-A
(Say) X-X-X-T-T-T-I-I-I-N-N-N-A-(say)-A-A-(say),”

by Sugar90 April 14, 2021

one topic at a time

The purest of people. The most amazing commentary YouTuber ever (sorry click). Makes his videos way more enjoyable than he thinks they are. Everyone should like OT and if you don’t I’ll find your address <3. All lighthearted stuff ^^

I’m going to go watch One topic at a time’s newest video about my species of people! Yes, I’m gay Brian.

by Charli3’s 0rgans<3 November 16, 2022

Demon Time Conduit

When someone is able to have everyone around them on demon time no matter how awkward they are.

“Imma Demon Time Conduit my boy, you’ll definitely have fun”.

by TaeLegend September 5, 2021

face time

One on one time with another person to discuss or reflect upon something

Before the big game, head coach had some face time with the starting players.

by Po June 29, 2003

Masturbation Time Syndrome

An ailment usually affecting males between the ages of 13 and 26, where while masturbating time felt is much less than time used.

Guy 1: Where were you?
Guy 2: Huh, I was only gone a minute.
Guy 1: More like fifteen.
Guy 2: Dammit! Not Masturbation Time Syndrome again!
Guy 1: Why the hell were you jerking off...?

by J_O_Mamma October 27, 2005