texas two step

when two country boys get into a fight.

earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".

by diggymac July 18, 2018

two balls deep

A 2 ball, 0 strike count (2-0) in baseball

"here's the pitch ... and its outside... and Kyle Seager is now two balls deep"

by Hairy Caray February 5, 2018

Two budgies

The two budgies or ttb alliance, is a secret alliance in which one must not speak off, he who knows of the two budgies must not speak of the two budgies, if a member of the ttb, has shared the secrets of the ttb alliance, you must the become a member, or you must face harsh punishments

Have you heard the two budgies sing, to white one would reply, yes I've heard such cheerful song

by Mustard tiger November 15, 2016

Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love I

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love I

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025

two in the scoobert one in the doobert

When you put two in her scoobert and one in her doobert

"Ima put two in the scoobert one in the doobert said john to his bitch

by Big ol anime tiddy May 31, 2017

two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.

Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!

by lardophobic December 9, 2011