Rules

Rules are meant to be broken

These rules are actually dumb and imma do my own thing

by Lowkeyinjailrn May 12, 2018

Video game rule 34

*God has left the chat*

Video game rule 34 is fucked up, once you see it, you'll wish you hadn't

by A_single_bean June 1, 2019

Rule 34

If it anywhere, it’s mostly in onlyfans or the internet

Yesterday I went on onlyfans, I died due to porn, I wish I didn’t see rule 34 things.

by Stormin_norman64 November 4, 2021

Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021

MelRonDrew Rule

Forecasting after 12 Noon on a Friday requires hazard pay, additional PTO time, and one BT Travel Workbook skip for the following year.

Damn, I really wanted to NOT have a headache all weekend, but they made me forecast on Friday afternoon. I invoked the MelRonDrew Rule, so I guess it will pay off in the long run though.

by ZmanRules August 18, 2023

Let my Pets Decide Rule

Aka. L.P.D.R., A social norm where before getting into a long term serious relationship with another person, one of the people in the relationship insists that they have to see if their pets like their partner, which if their pets don't like their partner, they will not get into relationship with that person. It is good way to ensure your partner is trustworthy, and is a highly ethical behavior, for you are making sure your whole family, not just the people, but your pets too, like and trust your partner. The only issue with this rule is the fact that if your pet suffers from social aggression, territorial aggression, and or fear-related anxiety it can negatively impact their ability to accurately evaluate that person. If this is the case, the owner should work with their veterinarian, dog trainer, and cat behaviorist to try to treat their pet's condition before using this approach. This same norm also occurs when two people who have been in a romantic relationship are considering moving in together, so they decide to have their pets meet beforehand to see if their pets are compatible and can easily get along, which good way to prevent unnecessary conflicts before they happen. If they don't get along, the individuals may need to hold off until they can get a veterinary professional to diagnose the problem and attempt to treat it so it can be controlled or eliminated.

Adam: How are you and Victoria doing these days?
Earl: We're doing pretty good, but she insists that before we get more serious that she wants me to meet her dog and cat to see if they like me and go from there.
Adam: She is using the Let my Pets Decide Rule. You do realize if they don't like you that there is strong possibility she will end your relationship.
Earl: Yes, but I'm not worried. A friend of mine knows her and has met her dogs. He told me they tend to be very friendly.

by Vanguard 1998 February 10, 2021

The 5 Rule

There's at least 5 girls you would have sex with in a room. Not date or take home to mom, just 5 girls that if it came down to it, or a lot of booze clouded your judgement, you would.

"Dude I walked into class and the 5 rule applies!"

"Nice bra!"

by Haroldrocks69 November 27, 2011