A sex connoisseur. The master of mpreg and the father of my kids. One interaction with this divine being binds your soul to his. Prepare for eternal damnation, as your hole will never heal after his milk bombs. There is no time to prepare, just relax your sphincter and enjoy the ride.
Gary: Dude... I don't think my anal prolapse will ever go back in after me and Ryan's 33 hour bareback breeding session!
by sillygooseexpress August 9, 2024

by Jean Porque June 5, 2025

BLM Blake: hey see they guy over there called trent he likes you and wants to have christmas lunch with you.
Ryan: Ha! xmas is going to be way to hard for daddy
Daddy ryan!
Ryan: Ha! xmas is going to be way to hard for daddy
Daddy ryan!
by Classic Ormeau April 9, 2022

Your such a Ryan!
by CVfbfhfh December 5, 2017

Ryan can be a girl or boy name but in the case of girls it’s a rough life. They constantly hear “isn’t that a boys name” when they tell people their name. Ryan’s are goofy and extroverted but have a tough exterior. They rarely show their vulnerable side and when someone hurts them they don’t forget or forgive easily. Ryan’s are fiercely loyal and will always protect those closet to them. They truly want to help people. They love Reese’s peanut butter cups too
Ryan is so stubborn!
by Healydawg June 26, 2018

Smokin hot piece of Italian sausage who loves to fish, in fact he's so good at it, his rod makes all the fish come!
by Taken4ever September 22, 2015

girl- you cant make the friday due to the long week end how does next week sound?
ryan maroun- what are your plans for the weekend?
ryan maroun- what are your plans for the weekend?
by _s33d3r_ September 22, 2017
