aussie rules

n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.

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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.

It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?
by gnostic3 January 12, 2022
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Sprint Arena Rule

When you’re at an arena or large events and your sprint service doesn’t work.
I can’t send any snaps or texts man. Sprint arena rule sucks
by kev2084 September 08, 2019
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North Korean Rule

also known as "North Korean Law" a rule that is not very lenient and restricts people from doing many things
by TokenIranian August 06, 2016
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The Matrix Rule

When a movie has sequels it is almost always a fact that the first one is good and the rest are absolute shite. Called "The Matrix Rule" because it was one of the first examples of this.
"The second matrix is the best"

*is promptly executed*

"The Matrix Rule"
by Fuck you Coen2 November 12, 2021
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The Homney Rule

The Homney rule is that just because a person is from a state doesn’t mean they will win it in a presidential election. Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney in the presidential election of 2012, lost his home state to incumbent Barack Obama. This is mainly due to Massachusetts being a “Solid Blue” state for democrats since around 1960. The Homney Rule also applies to Al Gore in 2000 and many other presidential candidates throughout history. The Rule’s name is in reference to HOme state and mitt roMNEY.
Just cause Ted Cruz is from Texas doesn’t mean he’s gonna win it in 2028, the Homney rule is known to hurt the republicans
by Cupojo3 himself April 30, 2021
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bendin the rules

Being excessive, like stunning on em with the fresh and clean of all stuffs( can be clothing's, jewel or phones 2).
A: Yo I just got the iPhone 9 s plus
B: Dayuuuuum, the 9 s plus, you bendin the rules right now.
by dogger41 February 07, 2017
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Rules of Odds: Section 3

There are hotly debated rules of odds. However by definition section three states that if said loser of odds manages to escape paying the price on two separate occasions, they are therefore granted a free pass.

Section 3 also states that if over one week has passed since the original game of odds, then the loser is also granted a pass.
"Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted to TJ's game of odds as she managed to evade the odds master on two separate occasions"

"TJ didn't have to shave her head because Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted"
by Odds Master July 09, 2019
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