Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”

by PannyRipper April 18, 2024

Fuck your girlfriend may

during may people can fuck their girlfriend and be horny towards them. there is nothing their girlfriend can do about it

Yo bro its fuck your girlfriend may!
Bet.

by safasgaga May 13, 2024

Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.

Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!

by Göbert August 13, 2025

mai + zola

the bestest of friends, you should never let go of this friendship because they will always be there for you. love them forever,

mai - duhh i love the mai + zola girls

by sparklymaiunicorn April 16, 2023

May 20

People born on may 20th are the most beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, cute and pretty peoplr to exist!!

Sage: When is your birthday?
Addi: May 20, why?
Sage: Be my girlfriend.

by mayormaynotbesage June 1, 2023

Lee may

A price of shit, pretty annoying , gay, disgusting, disturbing and I hope you search this uppppppp

(Priory)

Lee may if this is you u would know

This (THE PRIORY)

by Śàvè January 29, 2020

May 16

May 16 is the time of the month is when you ask your crush out!!
If you get asked out on this day, YOU HAVE TO EXCEPT IT. (if u are already dating someone then thats the only free pass)

Boy: Hey Becky!
Becky: Hi!
Boy: Be my girlfriend.
Becky: Huh?
Boy: Its May 16!
Becky: Oh! Sure, you can be my boyfriend then!!

by user0239791 May 14, 2025