my mans

people refer to their boyfriends as "my mans" if you did not know.

"oooohhh hell yeah my mans is lookin finer than ever!" " whos your mans?" "my boyfriend!"

by anglinversace May 26, 2017

man u

Northern scum, very large fanbase, half of the fans however, are not even FROM manchester, making them a bunch of cocksucking, jump on the bandwagon, sheep. Fans ignore the team they are from, they ignore the fact that they are at the bottom of the premiership, or even in league 1, they have no loyalty, no pride, no nothing, they would rather be yet another fuckin sheep supporting man u despite the fact that they've never even been to manchester. Man uinted suck cock, and all of their sheep fans should be fuckin murdered

Sheep from south london or w/e- Wow, Man u are the best, I'm not even from manchester, I should really support a south london team, but they arent at the top of the premiership now are they?

Me- punches the faggot in the face, then kills all man u's fans

by a-ce November 26, 2006

man batter

joy juice, facial cream, man milk, letche

I once added man batter to my girlfriends cookies... I hope she enjoyed them.

by Negativeion July 1, 2003

Man Fuck

The rape of a man by another man.

That guy sitting over there has a look as if he wants to Man Fuck me.

by Alex Den Hartog May 11, 2010

hatchet man

The name of the logo that Juggalos use. This is ironic sense they will always threaten you with a hatchet and yet the picture they use of hatchet man is actually a guy running with a meat cleaver.

dumbalo: I'm going to kill you. just like hatchet man would.

normal guy:you do of course realize that is a meat cleaver right? dude shut up and go back to the corner and color.

by i9incher September 28, 2009

Weed Man

a song by bone thugs-n-harmony...(a group that most potheads listen to)

keep smoking...im the weed man, im the weed man, im the weed man
keep chokin...im the weed man, im the weed man, im the weed man

by Alessandra November 8, 2005

Man Card

Something that an insecure man needs to feel manly.

A trucksnutz owner was insecure and decided to print out a Man Card to feel manly.
Then a reasonable person came in the room and saw said Man Card.
"Oh you printed out a mancard? Wow you're a fuckwad!" Said a reasonable person
"But I'm insecure and need it to feel manly..." Said the truck nutz owner
"That's just sad." Said the reasonable person
"I know..." Said the truck nutz owner

by GrowUpHumans December 24, 2017