May 14

National booty pic day.

Hey bro it’s May 14 did your girl send you a pic of that massive dump truck yet?

by Big_chungus_ May 14, 2024

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May 10

national ignore your friends

friend: * heyyy*
me: * silence*
friend: why aren’t u talking
* next day : me: heyyy
friend: * ohhh it was may 10😂*

by machary May 7, 2022

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Lucy may boardman

This is a human who spends her life round toms and only comes home for a 3 hour bath then fucks of to toms again

Oi you are doing a Lucy may boardman this week

by Majdieb January 8, 2017

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may 21st

go spend some time with someone you miss, dead or alive, find a way to spend time with them, yes, the person you just thought of, them, ask them!

"Ur hanging out with Kylie today?"
"yes! its may 21st!" :)

by salty seashell May 21, 2024

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Emma-may a sight for sore eyes , and her eyes the colour of a cold dead body . Her teeny toes are endless fun to fiddle with . Her breasts are so breasty you will not find a girl with such a juicy rack . Her hair is so long and voluminous, brown, the colour of a turd , with a razzle dazzle of sweetcorn.

Oliver: who’s that batty gyal with them big ass titties ? Mark: oh your defo talking Emma-may , I ain’t never seen such jucy calcium cannons before.

by Bimbish May 1, 2024

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