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Jack Frost
A variation on the classic Icy Mike but with a festive "twist". (1) deposit feces on celophane. Ideally, one would want a fairly firm log-shaped crap (2) add semenal fluid (liberally) to feces for somewhat of a marbled affect (3) wrap entire piece up (while maintaining or creating log shape) (4) freeze (5) use to fuck, when appropriate.
My girlfriend Julia loved the Icy Mike so much, that I decided to step it up a notch and surprise her with a Jack Frost for the holidays.
Jack Frost by CoastBoys November 8, 2010
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jack gallagher
The worst fucking basketball player ever and the gayest person ever and again sucks at basketball and is gay again.
jack gallagher by ayeee brooooo May 1, 2018
Jack In The Box
Jack In The Box by UAMarquez27 March 2, 2010
Jack Sparrow
While you're doing a wench from behind you take a swig if rum, then shove the bottle in her ass as you yell "Savvy!?"
Dude : I Jack Sparrowed my bitch last night.
Dude #2 : Yeah? How'd that go?
Dude : She wasn't savvy... so I robocopped her her and left.
Dude #2 : Yeah? How'd that go?
Dude : She wasn't savvy... so I robocopped her her and left.
Jack Sparrow by lolololololololololwtf February 22, 2008
Jack nasty
Alright kids, a jack nasty is where a boy usually high school or younger who can't get laid masturbates 'jacks off' into some tissues. Since he is often not one to properly discpose of them, they drift about the room and eventually make their residence beneath his bed.
The resulting hard, crusty tissue wad peeking out from beneath the mattress... Is a jack nasty.
The resulting hard, crusty tissue wad peeking out from beneath the mattress... Is a jack nasty.
Person A: What's with the tissues, dude?
Person B: Nothing!
Person A: Man you was makin' jack nasties!
OR:
Man that chick was so fine but I'll never get with her. I cry alone at night and make jack nasties.
Person B: Nothing!
Person A: Man you was makin' jack nasties!
OR:
Man that chick was so fine but I'll never get with her. I cry alone at night and make jack nasties.
Jack nasty by Alexander C.R September 8, 2005
jack and coke
jack and coke drinker: omg how can you stand to drink straight Jack
Straight jack drinker: well, the first shot burns, the second shot tastes sweet, and the rest...go down like water
Straight jack drinker: well, the first shot burns, the second shot tastes sweet, and the rest...go down like water
jack and coke by JD Mc May 26, 2006