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Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.
by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023
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Eat A Cat Day

Eat A Cat Day
Eat A Cat Day is a national holiday that occurrs on November 27th, first celebrated in 1219, it was a day to make revenge on Sir Catsburg, who owned 1000 cats, but treated his people very badly, and only cared for his cats. So the people ate his cats in revenge. It became a national holiday in 1947.. Eat A Cat Day was officially banned in America in 1980, because the president thought it was insane to eat cats
Today is Eat A Cat Day guys!-me
What!?!?!?!?-friends
by Ieatcats September 17, 2021
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eat my elliotussy <3

so like ur down bad and horny and u want someone to eat ur asshole plus ur name is elliot so like u combine those two and now u have "elliotussy"
idk what im doing
elliot: im horny"
"same"
elliot: eat my elliotussy <3
by bebsmuskrat February 5, 2022
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Breath Eating

Breath Eating is when you're trying to eat something but you have a cold and can't breath through your nose so you have to breath through your mouth while you try to eat.
Guy 1: *gasps for air with nacho in mouth
Guy 2: Are you breath eating again?
Guy 1: Yea, and i can hardly breathe!
by MariOG June 30, 2016
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Eat the lawn

When a man or a woman is eating the pussy of another woman.
Oh man, did you see that guy eat the lawn of that hot Latina!?
by jLoColombia January 23, 2015
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Don't shit where you eat

When a Nurse desperately fancies a student nurse but won't admit it incase she gets in trouble/falls in love.
Hey, I'm really wanna bang that big strong student but I you don't shit where you eat
by Svsbsbsb November 20, 2020
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Eating Ass

The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue. Often done by Tre on Tuesdays
Tre particularly enjoys eating ass on Tuesdays.
by real hood nig November 27, 2021
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