daniel haber

Daniel Haber is a little dick person who enjoys soccer and has primarily white friends, he doesn't like siblings and will usually try to fight/injure them

damn, that must be a daniel haber

by Daniel Haber Is Cool February 10, 2018

Daniel

Daniel is a dude who is NOT a short king. He is actually 5'9 so he's actually just an average king. He wears a lot of blue, but makes it look good and spiffy. He should never go bald. Personality is a 7/10, would be improved if he was not an engineering major. If he was an English major, his personality would raise to a 9/10. He can't have a 10/10 because he ain't goated with the sauce. Also he had brain surgery and had a stalker confess their feelings, but Daniel was a slut and broke their heart. Overall Daniel is kinda cute, but because he's an engineering major I can't complement him too much or else his ego will get too big.

Man 1: Damn Daniel, you have a flat ass.
Daniel: yea :((

by martinaisobsessedwithfurryporn March 10, 2022

Daniel

Daniel is really cool and good at sports. He is a beast in bed and can last for milemiums. He is really good looking

Person 1 : Who is that?
Person 2 : That's Daniel obviously
Person 1 : He's really hot
Person 2 : Real
Person 1 : I wanna get to know him

by GlizzyBlizzy November 21, 2022

Daniel

A duck-shaped food

Greg: "hey bro did you see that Daniel Cucumber"

by fishman20 May 15, 2024

damn daniels

A term referring to the shoe brand 'vans' after a viral Facebook video

So, I just bought these damn daniels

by Pseudonym.anon. August 21, 2016

Damn Daniel

A rapidly growing meme in which people address the white Vans of someone else.

Daniel: *wearing white Vans*
Friend of Daniel: Damn Daniel! Back at it again with the white Vans.

by Nat_DeWitt August 29, 2016

daniel hornsby

Daniel Hornsby is a perky old bastard who needs to find another friend other that George godding (twin to Joshua who is the greatest human alive) Daniel can regularly be found near flocks of birds with shit in his head

Fred: I dare you to lick that bird shit
Harold: nah that stuff looks like Daniel hornsby’s scalp
Fred: oh shit yeah let’s go give him a thick clout round the face
Harold: nah fuckin George godding will come after ya
Both: *laugh*

by Fatty nigga bitch February 28, 2019