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When a girl takes her used condom, empties it out and freezes the skizz, and then discreetly puts it in her man's ice cream the next day. A technique for emasculating and humiliating a heterosexual man by providing undeniable proof that he has swallowed semen, albeit unknowingly.
Watch out dude, I heard she slipped her last boyfriend a lima bean!
Lima Bean by Zyaarrrrgh July 23, 2009
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Flick the bean 

all the lads shouting flick the bean fairly sure that’s about Susie.
Flick the bean is female masturbation, flicking the clitorus of your PUSSAY

All the boys are talking about flicking Susie’s bean.
Flick the bean by BossManStan&DHS September 14, 2018

scene-bean 

A mis-spelling of Sean Bean who plays Sharpe in the films and does the voiceover for O2 adverts.
Scene-Bean: o2, see what you can do.
.... They spelt it wrong!! W.R.O.N.G!!!
scene-bean by WolfMadBex June 4, 2006

bean ceasar salad 

A bean ceasar salad is basically involving the act of tossing the salad (licking someones asshole). In this particular salad, first you lick the asshole, than you add the ceasar dressing I.E. Cum in the asshole. then when you continue to lick it, your partner surprises you by adding beans to the salad. I.E. Shit, poop, mud, brown biscuits, sloppy joe, skat, and or ghandi. Directly into your mouth making a wonderful variety of flavor and bacteria and in your particular case probably those Delicious STD's* as well. Eat on Rhabbi's!

* STD's: Super Tasty Diseases.
Erik: Man i was really tossing Patunia's stinky fuckin salad right? but little did i know she made plans for a bean ceasar salad...i mean i still ate it though.

Scooter: Thats Fucked up man! now spread your ass cause im in the mood for some poop sex.
Any one who really loves to eat beans in a unusual quanity. This person will sit down and eat cans at a time, most likely because they are a vegetarian. This person does not have to be of latino decent.
"Don't put the beans next to Beana... she'll eat all the beans!"
[Beana] by kirchka January 18, 2010

bean bag 

when a girl places her clitoris on an unsuspecting, usually sleeping person.
claire passed out earl at the party so sara bean bagged her then punched her in the box.
bean bag by BB GUNNN March 30, 2011

You know what i mean jelly bean 

Telling some one you care or love

Showing them you got a cute nick name can help catch their attention. Show how cute you can be
Telling some one you care or love

You know what i mean jelly bean