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Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.
"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"
by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014
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anal booger

A spiritual technique to make your booger come out from your anus at a speed of 8 kilometers per second. you can learn at the international school of anal arts in Kongo
x: today I shot the biggest anal booger of my life
y: I'm so proud of you
by anal specialist November 26, 2020
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anal baptism

When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby
Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized
by Slurp_slurp69 December 2, 2020
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Anal Tuma

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Doctor: *fingers patient and feels a bump*
The Bump: *you a fucking Anal Tuma
by Joey Gobbless March 24, 2018
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anal til it's painful

The act of fucking someone in the ass til it hurts both of you.
Man we did anal til it's painful last night!
by Blazingbanette August 20, 2016
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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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anal driving

when your butthole gets all wet and slippery and you have to ask jesus to take the wheel because your homeboy is coming over and you already know you boutta get dicked down good
andy: “bro, no homo or anything but i love the feeling anal driving gives me”

paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel
by paulblartisbigpapa July 24, 2017
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