Sour anal pussy

Sour anal pussy is a contempt feeling that extorts your personal urge to rejects a nasty coochie booty respectfully, taking sour candy and rubbing it on the couch so that the flavor does not taste as bad

Steven- why don't you wash your ass you nazty bitch you smell like fish

Carmen- go fuck yourself

Steven- its okay baby let's rub the geli beili pet rat goomie candiiiie on dah cooch

Carmen- bet I haven't showered in 2 weeks thats gonna be extra spicy but it will be some nice sour anal pussy.

by Carmenisaqueer December 4, 2021

anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.

I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.

by BigLud October 20, 2019

anal exhaust

See: Ass Gas

These people are straight up huffing Anal Exhaust

by Pyrple October 22, 2019

Canadian Anal

When you fuck your partner in the ass from the front.

"Debbie, it's just so much more intimate when Daryl takes my ass while looking me in the eyes."
"Canadian Anal? It's the best."

by Funky Butt Lovin' 68 October 23, 2019

Anal Duster

(noun) A person who engages in the act of Anal Dusting, that is cleaning out one's dusty arsehole using a anal dusting device

Related: Vac-Cum Cleaning

Thon Fresher is an Anal Duster

by Vac-Cum Cleaner October 26, 2019

National Anal Check Up Day

November 6th

The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.

Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.

by heh3heh3heh3 November 4, 2019

anal bead

something you stick in your anal (ass) with round balls attached to it.

her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
him: Not right now just use the anal beads.

by daisoanal November 17, 2020