Stinky Wizard

Right when a man cums the woman farts causing a disgusting smell and a mess everywhere.

The stinky wizard is almost like magic!

by ChoochyMagoochy July 5, 2009

Wizard's Kiss

n. The act of a penis making contact with a fetus during vaginal intercourse. Can sometimes result in special, otherworldly abilities being passed on.

When I was in the womb, my father's wizard's kiss gave me a cataract that gave me the power of laser vision.

by alfanky33 January 12, 2019

scissor wizards

Females who are adept at pleasuring the pussy areas of other women.

"Assault this pussy, you motherfucking scissor wizards!"

by DogsBedroomMoshingTo108 December 29, 2016

Pc Wizard

someone who does something normal with computer but technologically impaired person (usually family member) see it and gets amazed by it and then suddenly that someone knows EVERYTHING about computers.

also them related words are: mac sucks donkey balls

how do be a Pc Wizard:

Tim presses alt + tab to changed windows.
father sees it and says:"Oh Tim how did you do that?"
later father tells his friends that Tim can fix anyones computer.

by Veigar February 23, 2011

Electro Wizard

A sexual act in which you are having sex in the doggystyle position and you pull a magician and right before she turns around you tase her in the back. Then you proceed to ejaculate inside of her yelling "ELECTRIC"

Guy 1 : I just pulled an Electro Wizard on my girl last night.
Guy 2 : How did that work out?
Guy 1 : she wants to go for round 2!

by Souhl December 23, 2021

wizards sock

the state of a penis, after ejaculation. i.e a floppy cock

after he came, his wizards staff turned into a wizards sock

by Domino de Romino February 12, 2009

Wizard Pants

Denim with bedazzled back pockets or intricate/ornate decorative embroidery, mostly manufactured by True Religion, Miss Me, Ed Hardy or Apple Bottoms. It is worn by both sexes. They are most prevalent in inland Californian urban areas such as Sacramento, Temecula, Chico, San Jose or Orange County....often paired with skunked hair, spiked and frosted tips, tattoos, large diamond earring studs, breast implants, clear heels or lifted trucks/ Dodge Chargers..and more recently, feather hair extensions aka molting avian feather adornments.

Yo, Broski! Check out his glistening wizard pants! Want me a pair of those!

by ninjasherry November 22, 2011