by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020
Get the Army Wifed mug.A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.
Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
by skizzad November 30, 2017
Get the Church wife mug.A woman who gets married in Mexico (or another country) where it’s not legally binding in the United States.
She insisted on getting married so he made her a Mexico Wife so she couldn’t later divorce him and take his cash.
by Juan_Carlito May 11, 2021
Get the Mexico Wife mug.Enlightened, highly assertive, career-oriented feminist female who has subjugated the man she married into a supplicating, testosterone-deficient hubby boy. She often keeps her last name after the wedding and puts pressure on her HubbyBoy to show submission by hyphenating or changing his. She is usually found steeped in academia or climbing the corporate ladder in her given career field. If military, she is always high ranking and when she deploys overseas, her faithful HubbyBoy dutifully masturbates at home while he tends to the “home fires.” Mother wives are very maternalistic toward their men and take the responsibility of lovingly guiding him toward feminine-centric truth extremely serious. Discipline through harsh language or withholding coitus is a routine part of the relationship but it is always done lovingly and with maximum compassion for his inferior faculties.
Synonyms:
Succubus, conquerer, dominatrix, cuck scolder, alpha-female, cougar, man eater
Synonyms:
Succubus, conquerer, dominatrix, cuck scolder, alpha-female, cougar, man eater
“Joey wanted to watch the football pre-game but his mother wife told him watching The View would make him more sophisticated so he did that instead. As a reward, she gave him some alone time to masturbate to her image.”
by El_Watcher_de_Silencio November 18, 2022
Get the Mother Wife mug.A woman that lives off her husband's wallet. She does nothing but use his hard earned cash. Most likely a MILF, since she's probably had plastic surgery too.
by luluurubu December 9, 2008
Get the wallet wife mug.You mean she's pretty AND she volunteers at a children's hospital? Wow, Raymond landed himself a real corndog wife.
by Shamzmam September 1, 2017
Get the Corndog Wife mug.A woman who is married to someone who works on the pipeline. Most of the time they can be found in their natural habitat of their home or their recreational vehicle They are either taking care of kids or harassing people on the internet. Some are even talented enough to do both.
Most found their husbands by being a row hoe and others just by being a hoe. Some were lucky enough to find him before he worked on the Pipeline.
Some Pipeline Wives are supportive of their husbands and other Pipeliner’s and others just want to bring the entire industry down.
A smart Pipeline wife keeps her social media profiles secret so no one can find their husbands. However most don’t. That leaves an opening for other row hoes to contact their husbands when the wives are being bitchy.
Most found their husbands by being a row hoe and others just by being a hoe. Some were lucky enough to find him before he worked on the Pipeline.
Some Pipeline Wives are supportive of their husbands and other Pipeliner’s and others just want to bring the entire industry down.
A smart Pipeline wife keeps her social media profiles secret so no one can find their husbands. However most don’t. That leaves an opening for other row hoes to contact their husbands when the wives are being bitchy.
That Pipeline wife sits on her big booty all day eating bon bons and judging others she knows nothing about.
by Oldschoolpipeliner July 26, 2019
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