A new tie I am wearing

What is said when a man doesn't have any balls, a final admitance of conformity.

"I don't have any nuts, but look, it's a new tie I am wearing?"

by Varris August 29, 2003

tart cart helmet wearing window licker

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape

Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker

by Drake50s January 29, 2018

A new tie I am wearing

A happy exclimation!

HEY BOB! A new tie I am wearing!

by penguin October 28, 2002

I am a man who is wearing a hat

Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat.

"I am a man who is wearing a hat"

by Daniel Kogel May 23, 2007

I let her wear my hat.

If a girl puts on your hat, she wants to fuck.

Bro! she grabbed my hat at that party, and I let her wear my hat... the rest was history.

by Arcenator October 19, 2011

Ill wear you like a hat

i was at a concert and got a little too inebriated and shouted this at a guy when he looked at me. It basically means "I will whup your ass."

Dude if you mess with me I will wear you like a hat !

by Neo8633 April 28, 2011

You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes.

1. Expression for for doing something foolish or unnecessary.

2. Possessing an item that serves no purpose and/or is useless.

Person: "I just bought some new alien detecting binoculars"
Me: "You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes."

by Sheppison September 18, 2010