Walmart cowboy

Definition of Walmart cowboy is ethan bangs.

Hey look it’s a Walmart cowboy!

by Cookielover1991 November 5, 2021

walmart texas

tennesee is a stupid wasteland i like to call walmart texas. the only stores we have are dollar generals and walmart, and everyone talks with an obnoxious country accent. walmart texas is also the equivalent of a nuclear apocalypse 24/7

person 1: Hey im going to tennesee on vacation!
person 2: welp have fun at walmart texas

by applepiemommy September 8, 2021

walmart kid

A kid that sung a song inside Walmart and became viral

He yodels like the Walmart kid

by Money mo May 25, 2018

Walmart Trash

Similar to a Walmart rat. Someone who could be defined as Walmart trash spends their time in a Walmart and loiters around there. Another definition for Walmart trash is a Walmart customer who looks shady or is doing weird or stupid things.

So basically, it means a lesser human being that dwells in Walmart.

I was at Walmart the other day buying some snacks, but then some Walmart trash came up to me and questioned my snack choices.

by whiteboyz36 October 27, 2017

Walmart crush

Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.

Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?

by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019

walmart ass

Wide hips but that ass is flat as fuck

yo did you seen lauren’s ass? shit was fat

nah that’s a walmart ass- it’s actually flat

by Angie612 February 9, 2020

walmart chris

When a woman leaves a man of good quality and replaces him with a man of lesser quality, the latter is henceforth referred to most derogatorily as "Walmart Chris".

Carrie's new boyfriend is just a Walmart Chris.

by Elaine Dalton May 2, 2018