visiting Doc Swenson

euphemism for (usually male) masturbation

you'll go blind if ya keep visiting doc swenson

by stankfingas February 5, 2010

Keyboard Visitor

Noun (plural keyboard visitors)
(informal, derogatory) A person who state that they’d come to or visit a place in an online text-based discussion media, but at the same time does not bother to visit said place in real life, potentially due to being a good liar or downright laziness. downright abil

Don’t be a keyboard visitor, why don’t you actually drop by and have a meal

by De Vos Cafe October 12, 2018

Vista Moment

When you do or make something really bad so people need a upgrade then you turn around and make or do something better for more money

Guy 1: "Het whats up with your TV"
Guy 2: "IDK I just upgraded and it stoped working"
Guy 1: "I bet you will need a new one now"
Guy 2: "I know"
Guy 1: "They just pulled a Vista Moment on you"

by jpod93 July 24, 2010

Vising

To revise content that you've never seen before. Used to describe your approach to revision when you have not attended lectures for a subject, nor read the corresponding notes.

"Hey Dave, what are you up to this weekend?" " I'm still vising for my chemistry exam."

by Potassium Procrastinate November 1, 2017

Vismita

Vismita is the sweetest and cutest girl you'll probably ever find. Talented and cute, she's one amazing person. A heart of gold, ready to help those in need. A slice of heaven and hell in one, one might say.

"Hey who's that hottie there?"
"Oh her? She's Vismita bruh"

by Can I have your mom's no? November 22, 2021

Vidit

Fucking Unlucky.

Vidits are the best but hell fucking unlucky .

Vidit means god of gods(lord indra) and thus all the gods hate him, he is unknowingly and unwillingly gods greatest enemy.

They are the best in giving advice.
A true fucking friend.

Vidit is so fucking cool.

by honestafngl August 10, 2022

grinch vision

To be high on marijuana. A term coming along on the westside. The feeling you get when high on some type of marijuana, your face and cheek bones feel like they are raised to the sky! Almost like resembling the Grinch. Once you look in the mirror though, your face is normal and you expected to see something very different.

Man we smoked mersh, but still got grinch vision! I love those highs.

by Gracen May 2, 2007